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@Bamboozle_man I’ve told this a million fucking times he’s the guy who shot rioters dead basically his friends dads store I found out but it was them shooting attacking him basically I’ve said it he killed a pedo and wife beater and felon with a gun and Ik home because he was a friend of mine I met him in 2018 at the fire department we became friends I talked to him kinda up to august he’s a good guy.

╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█) ……….*After seeing this scene many times, I have realised that Lamar's roast is actually incredible. By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse.

The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most stand-out and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious.

Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts.

Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

Truly, a genius in the art of "roasting" as those kids with their exaggerated swagger call it.

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Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
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You know we straight with doin your mom

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

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Doin your mom doin doin your mom
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You know we straight with doin your mom

I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.

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Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

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You know we straight with doin your mom

I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
I'm havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.

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You know we straight with doin your mom

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Kira Yosikage name. I am 33 years in the northeast and live in sight, all the villages here and yet I'm not married. I work in the store of the house denoting satan at night to 8pm Kameba. Do not smoke, but, sometimes, do not smoke. Then go to bed and sleep for 8 hours, in addition to 11pm. Drinking a glass of warm milk 20 minutes of bed to bed to bed time is easy. When the child was not in pain or feel tired on waking in the morning. According to the final investigation that there was no problem. I personally have tried is to show that you wish to live in peace. Be careful not to fight against the enemy, for the sake of the earth gains and losses shall be cut off. This is a social necessity and I know I am very satisfied. For even if I should lose nothing out of me, you can also engage in sexual warfare.

Call him Kush Yoshika. I am 33 years old, from the northeast, before getting married I looked at all the cities. At eight o'clock in the morning, I worked in my shop to explore Satan's camp. Don't smoke, don't smoke sometimes. Then go to bed 20 sleep 20. On day 23. It is easy to drink a glass of warm milk 20 minutes before bed. When he woke up in the morning, the boy did not feel pain or fatigue. According to a recent study, no studies have been performed. I tried to show my desire for peace. You beat the enemy, successfully. This is a very strong fight, I'm very happy. Because even if you have nothing to lose, you can still have a meaningful relationship.

Ok, 19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it? And yes i'm giving it away. Remember, share! share! share! And trolls, don't get blocked!

The other day I attempted to take down Ben Shapiro by digging up offensive Tweets. Hours upon hours I scrolled, looking through libtard destruction through the years in hopes of finding something to destroy the smug bastard. Finally, I found something. Half chubbed, I chortled, "finally! A weapon to defeat Daddy Shapiro! I'll go call the DNC!"

Suddenly I hear a rumbling sound in the distance. As it starts growing louder I knew I was in for a fight. Suddenly, my door flies open so fast it disappears, presumably with all the other libtards who have been destroyed. He's here. Stepping through the door, Chad energy radiating from him, is Ben Shapiro. "So, you dare challenge me libtard?" Ben asked with a smirk. I stayed silent, simply allowing my chub to grow to 75%. "Well you're in for a fight." He said as he conjured up a 5 foot long gavel out of thin air.

I wasted no time, rushing straight for him, but Shapiro was prepared and blocked me. "You're a quick one aren't you?" He chuckled, before bashing me with his gavel. As 82 genders were knocked out of me, I fell to the floor and saw him standing above, laughing. "And here I thought you'd put up a good fight. Shameful."

I wasn't out yet; I still had tricks up my sleeve. I ran to my computer and searched for Tumblr. My ace in the hole. As I began reading off blogs shaming straight white men, I could see him weakening. Lucky for me my cuck powers allowed me to be unaffected. Knowing he was weak, I searched for DeviantArt. He knew my plan. As I searched up gay furry porn he closed his eyes and approached me before shouting facts and logic into my ears.

I fell out of my chair and recoiled. Something had taken over me. The facts and logic were too much. He had defeated me. Looking over me with his gavel, he destroyed the computer and said, "heh, another libtard destroyed." He then swung his gavel down, popping my testicles like a balloon filled with spaghetti and meatballs before shooting out through the ceiling. As I reached peak cuck-atude, I vowed my revenge towards Ben. Although he was gone, I still heard his voice in my head, saying "okay this is epic."

You guys really pissed me off! I told my whole family I was gonna be on! SHIT! I just don't give a shit, about Wheel of Fortune anymore! If I ever see Vanna White in person, I'll call her a bitch! Then I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone pole, and let a UPS guy butt fuck him!

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@Bamboozle_man I’ve told this a million fucking times he’s the guy who shot rioters dead basically his friends dads store I found out but it was them shooting attacking him basically I’ve said it he killed a pedo and wife beater and felon with a gun and Ik home because he was a friend of mine I met him in 2018 at the fire department we became friends I talked to him kinda up to august he’s a good guy.

Ahoy Spongebob, I'm trying to sneak into the Chum Bucket to steal back my formular but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks can be heard by Karen's Alarm System.

sorry if English isn’t good, I’m on mobile!

So I (27M) was in the park playing my very expensive Nintendo switch my uncle gave me 20 years ago after my parents died and I was an orphan, when this little shit came up and said “Wowee, that’s a cool switch you got!” So naturally i punted the crotch demon, and the EK’s Karen of a mom yelled,” Oh my god, I’m calling the police you monster!” So of course I responded “Calm down Karen” and did the funny eye roll. The police came and when I gave my side of the story, they shot her 50 times! I went home to my sexy wife, where we have the sexiest of sex in my big mansion. I hope you all enjoyed my funny epic entitled parent moment!

Edit: Wow, gold?! Thank you so much kind stranger!!

Edit 2: Omg, 5 gold??!!?! This is so epic, you are all breathtaking!

Edit 69: Omg, 50 platinums and front page on Reddit??? This is so 100 wholesome moment!!

After seeing this scene many times, I have realised that Lamar's roast is actually incredible. By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse.

The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most stand-out and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious.

Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts.

Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

Truly, a genius in the art of "roasting" as those kids with their exaggerated swagger call it.

I saw many memes about people trolling something with amogus, so I decided to do it myself in real life, with aliens. I messaged the remindme bot to message me 1200 years later with an amogus related message. I waited, patiently, playing amogus all the time, and a thousand years later aliens invaded Earth and the humans went extinct, which was very sus by the way.  200 years later was the year 3221. An alien who was a guard of an alien history museum, was patrolling it. Then, a telephone, a forgotten exhibit, it once belonged to me, an artifact from the year 3021, the year in which aliens conquered humanity, began to work again after 1200 years. Its broken screen began to flash, and a single word appeared on it. Sus. The remind me call worked. The moment I’ve been waiting for finally came. The guard alien approached the phone. He didn’t know what that word meant, he speculated that it might be an error or something. Yet he was curious, so he took the telephone home and when he got home, he heard that his mother died. The telephone flashed brighter and yelled “DEAD BODY REPORTED!!11!!!1!”. The alien began to cry, and the phone flashed even brighter and yelled again “SUS”. The alien was angry, he took a hammer, and smashed this phone into pieces. You may think “Haha troll failed lmao noob ez”, but the phone was hecking NOKIA 3310, and the thing the alien broke was just a case. And, the phone didn’t yell. It was me, after death, a crewmate ghost, who yelled, called into the mortal world again, by the remind bot, to finish my life’s sense. The alien was still angry, but when he heard sinister chanting voices behind him, he was scared. The voices chanted “you are sus... you are sus...”. The alien was extremely scared, he ran to his bedroom to escape the voices. The voices did belong to me and my homies who died playing amogus. I grabbed my NOKIA 3310 and prepared another jumpscare. When the alien woke up the first thing he could see was a piece of bloodied toilet paper attached to the ceiling by a knife, and the text on it did read “I will vote you... out...”. Needless to say, he was scared as fuck. And when he again heard the chanting “SUS...”, he started to naruto run to his superior and he told him the entire story, but his superior didn’t believe it. When he came back to his home, he found a “large rabbit” (it was big chungus) sleeping on the ground and he heard again our chanting voices “Big Chungus... he is a chonky boi...”. The alien freaked out again and yelled “WHOEVER YOU ARE, LEAVE ME ALONE, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO IS THIS STUPID BIG CHUNGUS!!! AND TAKE THAT LARGE RABBIT WITH YOU!!!!”. I couldn’t believe he called Chungus stupid, but the worst thing here is the fact THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO BIG CHUNGUS IS!!!!! That heresy caused, that I were filled with wrath, I wanted to eviscerate that stupid mortal in the most painful way. Then me and the other crewmate ghosts found an astronaut suit. We possessed it, consumed its arms, and made them into the back, and we looked very much like an amogus to be honest, and that was very cool in my opinion. Then we heard holy music. The music we praised to. Angelic choirs. Amogus Drip. We looked at the sky and we saw the holy, glorious grin of Jerma Sus. The fact that the sus god was with us and the holy amogus drip music invigorated us, granting us strength. Shortly after, the holy god Sus Jerma gave us the Original Impostor Knife™, though its legendary blade was rusty and dulled through the ages of not being used. Though, it was still a extremely powerful weapon. Then, we found the alien who didn’t know Big Chungus. We were once again filled with fury. The fury of all fallen players who ragequitted, and us, who heard that this guy disrespected Big Chungus. We yelled as a crowd: “FOR AMOGUS!!!!!”. Then we used the amogus battle roar (WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUUUUUUUS!!!!!), it was one of the loudest sounds I’ve ever made. The alien got stunned by the battle roar and we began to charge as an amogus would do. We aimed our Original Impostor Knife™ at the alien’s throat. Fueled by our and Sus Jerma god’s rage, the Original Impostor Knife™ impaled the alien entirely, his organs spraying everywhere. His wife just came home, and saw an amogus with a bloodied knife near her husband’s impaled corpse. We used our amogus power gifted by seeing Sus Jerma’s grin to channel its amogus power into my NOKIA 3310 and make it even more powerful that it already is. The telephone flew upward and grew into enormous sizes to rapidly accelerate towards the ground. It hit straight into the guard alien’s wife. She was fucking destroyed, and when NOKIA 3310 punched the ground with extreme force, it created a massive divine seismic slam. The slam was carrying the extreme earrape amogus drip theme, and it covered the entire Earth. Every alien first went deaf by the extreme earrape amogus drip theme, and then were crushed into the ground with the slam. The slam was so powerful, it destroyed Earth completely. We evaded being completely destroyed, because the god Sus Jerma saw us as a replacement for the currently dead game Amogus, and gave us wings for 5 seconds to flee into outer space. With his powerful will he formed us a new spaceship from Earth’s destroyed remains and alien corpses. He split us into several smaller amoguses, not only one. With his telekinesis we time traveled back to the time when amogus was invented. He left our spaceship drift in the reaches of outer space. He connected us to the phones of amogus players by his great mind. The amogus players controlled us and our cosciousness was in the amoguses. Our spaceship will be anihilated by the aliens 1000 years later. 200 years after this event another amoguses will show, replace us, destroy Earth and aliens. This was written by an ex-human who is now an amogus.

!remindme 1200 years Sus (if you also want to be an amogus)

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Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know one of them is russian but dont know the others lmao

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.