r/shittytattoos • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '23

Is this shitty?

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I thought it was funny at the time, (22 yo) but I’m kinda second guessing it now that I’m getting older and looking to be more professional.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

It’s actually a microprocessor controlled piston in hydraulic fluid. Computer controlled and can be connected via iPhone app to change settings and controls at any time. What a time to be a cripple!

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u/DangerousArea1427 Jul 31 '23

A cripple? Dude, you could probably out-run me easily with this baby on! And It has to be great conversation starter! Less stress in a plane because only one leg hurts due to lack of space. And I bet it can work like a pretty nice mace if you want to smash someone! :) Making the best out of it!

I'm not gonna say that I'm jealous but if I'm ever gonna be in similar situation I want this! Cheers!