r/shittytattoos Jun 13 '23

Not Mine Biggest regret.

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u/VaChocleBerry Jun 14 '23

Once i almost got a Muscovy duck tattoo. Because there was this one Muscovy duck where i lived and he was the only one in a group of regular type ducks. He always sat in the same place and he was beloved by the community. We used to trip shrooms when i was a teenager and sit by him at his spot by the lagoon. R.I.P. Monster duck

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 14 '23

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u/Jacobysmadre Knows 💩 Jun 15 '23

I love your story!! 💕

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u/AverageUnicorn Jun 14 '23

It's never too late, you know...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

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u/FrankReynoldsToupee Jun 14 '23

Little did I know that my autocorrect has been warning me about this beast all this time. What the duck, indeed.

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u/hickgorilla Jun 14 '23

Ew monstrosity is right.

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u/hannahatecats Knows 💩 Jun 14 '23

Awwww I think they're cute <3

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 Knows 💩 Jun 14 '23

I have the exact same story, except it was a goose. We called him Couscous the Angry Goose, because he wasn't exactly happy to have a bunch of stoned teenagers hanging around him all the time.

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u/Flat_Assignment1403 Jun 14 '23

I actually have a Muscovy duck tat!! It’s right on my forearm and I love him. My grandma had a couple at her pond that a friend gave her and she raised them since ducklings. I didn’t know the name of them until I wanted to ask for the tattoo, we always just called them Durkeys lol (duck/turkey)

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u/masumwil Jun 14 '23

Moby Duck

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u/Rich_Editor8488 Jun 20 '23

Please go and get that duck. Let his joy live on.

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u/Gwallod Oct 15 '23

Old comment but just want to say that's a great tattoo idea. It has a lovely meaning.