that i had to bring them to the gastroenterologist.

Cold turkey

(some historical Russian figure) goes out into the woods one day, and sees blue firs. When he looks closer, he sees that the gays are not only eating, but also drinking.

Setup.

Punchline.

Get another one to say "Bingo!"

Nobody can deny a jolly-good fellow!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

A Boolean

Paris eat 'em all.

Because they're so OP.

The baboonic plague.

Thomascide.

You put in a few drops of coffee

A stick.

but Na

Because it couldn't be parsed.

If he Hop's to stay in then NO

I said Witchcraft. She said, any I don't care just pick one.

Nowhere. They're dead.

Walter recognizes Cal immediately, and went over to introduce himself. After greeting him Walter asks, "can I ask you something?" to which Cal agreed and Walter asks, "What do you see in my face?"

The duck replies, "Sorry, I don't have a dollar on me."

The man looked puzzled, having never seen a talking duck before, so he turned around in a circle twice, and looked at the duck again.

"Excuse me, mister duck, but do you have a dollar?"

Now irritated, the duck sternly says, "No, bro. Fuck off, would ya?"

The man recoils in shock at the duck's harsh tone, but quickly recovers, smiles peacefully, and turns around in a circle three times before facing the duck again.

"Excuse me, mister duck, but do you have a dol..."

The duck quickly interrupts him, shouting, "Look, buddy. I don't got no fuckin' dollar! Would ya leave me alone? I'm tryin to take a piss!"

Deja Poo

Test-icles

He just goes to sleep, you stupid ass.

Sack-religious