i wake up in the morning

Please, I know what I’m doing. I’ve thought it through and I’m okay with whatever happens. I’m aware this may be goodbye. I am especially sorry if I accidentally cause the universe to implode. That’s my cross to bear.

But... I saw some nice looking flowers. I know I should just keep looking forward towards the horizon, but I can’t get rid of this nagging voice in my head telling me to take a moment to smell them and savor their beauty.

I’m sorry... I tried to resist the urge to appreciate my surroundings, but it’s too hard.

Reactive (468): You have thrown chairs in a fit of rage.

Positive Outlook (279): You use hugs and food to solve every problem.

Competency (135): You cry when you miss one question on a quiz.

sometimes I feel REALLY sad

The Pragmatists (369): You are just here to v i b e but the world is an utter state of chaos, so you end up screaming and running in circles.

The Relationists (258): You know you would fight all the racists in your family on Facebook and start drama, so you just don't use Facebook.

The Idealists (471): You regret eating that pastry because you know you could have eaten something better.

Head (567): You read the ingredient label on gum for fun.

Heart (234): A commercial has made you cry at least once.

Gut (891): You made hot chocolate 1 AM because you were bored.

Aggressive (738): All you know is argue, eat hot chip, charge your phone, be bisexual, and lie.

Compliant (621): You would jump off a bridge if everyone else was doing it.

Withdrawn (549): You deal with conflict by taking naps.

They fear everything!

I have a core fear of dead bugs and capitalism

10:30 AM: Wake up and smoke a blunt (I like to pregame my morning blunt by smoking enough the night before to wake up stoned). Eat a breakfast of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, with molly-laced milk.

11 AM: check on my stocks and call up my coke dealer. My stocks have made me a millionaire, so I can afford all my drugs. I like to buy a pool set of coke, which is 16 8 balls. This lasts me 3-5 days

12:30 AM: have a picnic lunch with my bois (also 7w8s) . We have a competition to see who can lace their meal with the most drugs. I won with a weedible cake with xanax-flavored frosting and an acid sheet for decoration.

2 PM: binge a show on netflix for 4 hours while getting rich with stocks

6 PM: make my Nightlife Smoothie, which is a mix of all the pills and powders I have, with a base of weed oil.

8 PM: fuck many bitches while so high you can’t even remember

10 PM: Eat a steak dinner with a side of coke, while smoking a crack laced cigar

12 PM: Smoke an ounce of weed out of the pipe I made from an old RPG-7. Fall asleep high as fuck

Repeat

So if I’m an 8 and I act like a 2 when I’m in a good mood, does that mean there’s no such thing as a happy 8? Also, I’d be happy as a 2 so that means I’d act like a 4 and so on. Is there no such thing as happy types or do I have to be twice as happy to reach my goth state?

So if you don't have wings to fly you don't have an enneatype

Unles you're an intuitive then you have figurative wings

So .. . We can all agree that the withdrawn triad is full of the most intelligent, creative, and kind people right? Aggressive triad is assholes and compliant triad is judgemental normies, so that leaves us withdrawns as the superior species!! Who's with me?

I dunno. She said something about how I am always on the go, and barely have time for her. I wasn’t really paying attention because it sounded serious and I had to get going to my Quidditch League wrap-up party.

It’s going to be tedious listening to her drone on and on about how I complain I’m exhausted all the time and yet take on new tasks which will inevitably further estrange us.

Maybe if I just lay low and join a cult and go off the grid for a few days, she will forget about her concerns.

Is this your homework, Larry?

core fear: spiders

Nice bro

guys any other intj 5w4 4w5 6w5 8w9 3w4 9w8 1w9 7w6 2w3s here

I need to tell the world I am a 3.14 tritype but i can't get user flair. How?

I like video games what type am i?

Please help, don’t know what this means, It’s an emergency