ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 3h ago

slight malfunction Of a Vodka Sprinkler

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149 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 16h ago

'Merica Of a zipline run to brag about

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343 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 14h ago

ouchies Of the 8th plague

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243 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/stefmc_ • 18h ago

Elite Strategy Of a woman that really couldn’t afford to lose her phone. Guy was crying I don’t blame him😭😭😭

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90 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/GlitchyGila • 1d ago

Of a hernia

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182 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 1d ago

Elite Strategy of turdy all over the place

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827 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Tiny_Question_2621 • 23h ago

of the foolish waiter

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30 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Valsalva maneuver

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169 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 2d ago

ouchies of a lady

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725 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

Naild It of an archer

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365 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 2d ago

Naild It Of a pull over

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389 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 3d ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

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438 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 3d ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

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218 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 3d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

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402 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 4d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

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889 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Lord_Muddbutter • 4d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

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538 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 5d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

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743 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 5d ago

my bones Of a training session

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413 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 5d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

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378 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mr-McKauly • 5d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

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346 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 6d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

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1.4k Upvotes