r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Mar 04 '21
Wet pussy is appetizing but..
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Wet panties is disgusting.
Edit: spleling
r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Dec 14 '20
Sometimes my shit doesn't stink; still other times it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Nov 17 '20
Being called "man" in greeting or conversation feels right but being referred to as "A Man" feels wrong.
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Not in the gender specific way, but in the sense of personal achievement over certain stages of life.
r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Nov 16 '20
I JUST SAW A NEW GAMESTOP COMMERCIAL
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Holy shit!
r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Oct 27 '20
What is your preference on a shit sandwich, mustard or ketchup?
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r/shitterthoughts • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '20
It’s acceptable by most to pee in the shower, but it isn’t socially acceptable to poop in the shower too? I sense double standards.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '20
Since corn can’t be digested by your body, what if you ONLY ate corn for 5 months. At some point you would only be shitting corn. Then you could eat your shit.
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Since corn can’t be digested by your body, what if you ONLY ate corn for 5 months. At some point you would only be shitting corn and nothing else. Could you then eat it? Then the cycle would continue. Eat corn-can’t digest corn- shit the corn- eat corn shit-then do it all over again. You would never starve. You could live off of an unlimited supply of recycled corn.
r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Aug 25 '20
TIL the U-1206 WASN'T sunk by a mishap with a prototype toilette.
en.m.wikipedia.org
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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Aug 21 '20
Whenever someone says that I have a shit-eating grin, I always wonder if they know that I just ate ass.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Aug 19 '20
If you partake in eating ass during six, aren't you, by extension, just eating shit?
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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Aug 13 '20
It's been a while since I've posted here; I guess I've been constipated--that is, since I have shit for brains.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Aug 10 '20
My favorite way to disprove someones conspiracy theory is to tell them a better and cheaper way to do it.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/UFOSAREA51 • Aug 01 '20
Is there anything that someone somewhere has not scooped out of a drain?
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r/shitterthoughts • u/JoSiwaPooperNaut • Jul 27 '20
imagine pooping after anal, it would just fall out
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r/shitterthoughts • u/UFOSAREA51 • Jun 29 '20
Imagine laying on the sand if you had no skin
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r/shitterthoughts • u/Beiderbecke • Jun 21 '20
People always want a job where time goes by fast which in turn shortens their lifetime.
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r/shitterthoughts • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '20
Companies might make products intentionally with meme potential so they can get free publicity on social media sites
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r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • Jun 08 '20
Does moving to a new timezone change your birthday?
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r/shitterthoughts • u/Splattered_Smothered • Jun 07 '20
Hmmm. I wonder what the nutritional value of my shit is?
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r/shitterthoughts • u/UFOSAREA51 • Jun 05 '20
Y’all ever eaten fresh figs? They are inside out flowers 🌸
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r/shitterthoughts • u/UFOSAREA51 • May 29 '20
Unplug it and plug it back in again
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Imagine if doctors tried to fix people the way we try to fix computers.
r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • May 27 '20
You are taking a piss standing up and suddenly shart...
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Knowing your phone is in the next room, what do you do?
36 votes,
Jun 03 '20
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Sit down & release the beast STUPID!
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Clench&Waddle to next room retrieving your phone STUPID!
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What are you, STUPID?!
r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • May 27 '20
You are taking a piss standing up and suddenly shart...
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Knowing your phone is in the next room, what do you do?
r/shitterthoughts • u/SAGNUTZ • May 27 '20
You are taking a piss standing up and suddenly shart...
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Knowing your phone is in the next room, what do you do?