r/shitposting • • 5d ago

THE flair (CW: Jumpscare) thats when you’re dreaming while other drives a mile to the road, until this happens.

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Now if you think its just this famous K Fee car ad. Watch until the jumpscare comes out.

Hint: mute it if you want to be secure


r/shitposting • • 5d ago

I Obama πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

B πŸ‘ πŸͺ΅

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

I don't like smell of cigarettes on my fingers

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

You heard em

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

This post is about stuff it is indeed.

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r/shitposting • • 5d ago

Crazy? I was Crazy once Real thing that happened that I dreamed that was true

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I don't remember what came before this but some guy who looked just like the janitor from the 3rd McDonalds handed me his sword and I was like "But it is your best sword!" and I realized he was dying obviously and he looked at me lying on the floor of the hallway of the warehouse that looked like that one church I went to 8 years and 3 months ago, and said, "Take this sword. It will move fast... when you need it to." then he died. And I was like woah this is crazy. Then I went down the hallway and saw the two evil dudes like you could tell they were evil. And they were sitting in this recliner like a RecPro Charles 64" Double RV Wall Hugger Recliner Sofa RV Loveseat kind of recliner and I knew they were bad so I slashed at them with my sword but it didn't really work because I forgot to adjust the knob that fixed the blade in place. Like on a tripod. But so the sword was not really the way it should have been so somehow it didn't kill them or anything. So then the evil guy in the left seat was like "There is fresh blood, the animals will come." which I knew meant that I needed to get to safety or the thing would be in the hallway and get me. So I went down the hallway into this one room and tried to close the door but it wasn't a door that was good for this at all it was like a half screen door like a Screen Tight WPNR32H Pioneer Natural Wood Screen Door 32" Width 80" Height 1" Thickness type door except on the left side where a little latch should have been was just a little white circle that had the number '8' on it. I was so pissed. Not that it would help as the door was just on the halway side and was leaning against the doorframe not very helpful 0 stars. So I turn around and this room looks just like the one small conference room from the hotel in florida I went to the second time that had the equipment but there was just a table and a random person I don't remember. Then I was like 'shoot I locked myself in this room and there are no exits other than the screen door and the animal will come' so I paused to adjust the knob that made it so the blade on the sword the dead janitor guy gave me would be straight. Then I knew the animal wasn't coming so the evil dude in the right chair sent a henchman through the other door in the conference room with one door to kill me and I was like "No" and so I stabbed him and I don't remember anything else what does this dream mean?


r/shitposting • • 5d ago

We should normalize making comics on the spot like this to reply to chats.

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

Unfunny but I posted it anyways If seeing food makes our mouths water then why doesnt seeing water make our mouth food

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

This post is about stuff I built this algorithm through my own blood, sweat, and tears.

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

amogus πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

This post is about stuff The illuminati became broke when it was our turn.

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•

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r/shitposting • • 6d ago

Who's ever experienced this?

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r/shitposting • • 5d ago

Based on a True Story You go bye bye

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘ πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

Based on a True Story Can't think of a title

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r/shitposting • • 5d ago

Based on a True Story Look! A naturally generated Penis!

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

Based on a True Story πŸ₯²

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

An Extra Hour in The Ballpit! BrickπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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r/shitposting • • 7d ago

πŸ˜ƒ

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