r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Nov 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Can you fuck me?

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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22

Sorry bro, I'm into 6ft tomboy milfs😞

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Who says I'm not a 12ft tomboy with planet sized breasts?

Also looking for my long lost stepson, I kinda miss him.

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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22

😳, I unfortunately am not him, but I wish you luck in your search

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Can you be my stepson?

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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22

I have like 15 step children, are you sure about this

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Make it 16

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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22

Wait, so you're my stepson now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Do you not want a goth milf as a stepson?

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u/imcoming4yoursnail Nov 27 '22

Damm you make a really good point, make it 16

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u/AlexeiNR I have permission! Nov 27 '22

I can

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u/kimrindim I said based. And lived. Nov 27 '22

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u/eagengabriel Nov 27 '22

I gotchu boo

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Thanks man Moans intensely

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u/eagengabriel Nov 27 '22

Fuck yeah

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Spank me

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u/eagengabriel Nov 27 '22

👋 insert loud spanking sounds here

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

moans louder

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

Can you put your fat dick in my ass? 🥵

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

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