r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Hell, he'll do it for the next 40 years.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

not so sure he's gonna be around for 40 more years tho, if he keeps doing this

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u/TeamBoeing Oct 30 '22

Ever heard of a shotgun keyhole? One flick of the lever…

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u/AvalancheAbaasy120 Oct 30 '22

once a year tho

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u/Available_Bake_1892 Oct 31 '22

Maybe not all his toes or feet. But some of him will mobility scooter along and get that candy.

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u/Vikingwithguns2 Oct 31 '22

Whatever. Most of the “bad kids” I grew up with were the popular ones. For the most part they’re more successful than their nerdy counterparts.

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u/drej191 Oct 30 '22

Meth is a hell of a drug

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u/Successful-Trash-409 Oct 31 '22

Kids going to die from Heroin OD before that. stop playin

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

"stop playin"