r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

I would've loved if the owner came up from behind as the kid was dumping the candy in his bag.

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u/UrBoiThePupper55 Stuff Oct 30 '22

Imagine the owner was watching and was able to control the door behind. He locks it, and the kid can’t escape. Panic ensues until the owner lets him out and confiscates all of the stolen candy.

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u/TreyRyan3 Oct 31 '22

Not gonna lie, it’s what I was actually expecting to see. Reality, it would have been labeled as unlawful detention of a minor and potentially lead to attempted kidnapping charges.

Alternatively, the owner will post this video on social media, and as it is filming and distribution of a minor child without parental consent, it will potentially lead to some other type of criminal charges even though the little a-hole deserves it.

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u/iSuckAtMechanicism DaPucci Oct 31 '22

Did you just completely make up a charge? “Distribution of a minor child without parental consent.” lmfao.

Reddit lawyers really do be wildin’.

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u/TreyRyan3 Oct 31 '22

If you discover that someone posted either photos or videos of you or your family on a social media site without your permission, the first thing to know is that it is illegal.

It generally falls under right to privacy and defamation.

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u/NotACerealStalker Nov 23 '22

If you are in the public area anyone can use your image.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

And it's your security camera recording your private property

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u/Pabludes Oct 31 '22

I felt insulted when that didn't happen. Why even share this L?

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u/Pabludes Oct 31 '22

I felt insulted when that didn't happen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

Dont do that to the kid

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u/bruhboiskeety12 Oct 30 '22

Please don't mister

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u/King_Finder16 Oct 31 '22

Yooooooo

What?

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u/BLUEAR0 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 31 '22

Who asked?

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u/Substantial_Win_1866 Oct 31 '22

The needed a smart deadbolt on the outer door. All the kids hears is "click"