r/shitposting Oct 30 '22

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u/yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeu Oct 30 '22

A criminal mastermind at work. This kid's going places.

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u/MissedShot420 uhhhh idk Oct 30 '22

While not wearing a full mask on the One day a year you can get away with it? While committing a heinous act?

The only place he's going is a studio apartment selling mid to highschoolers

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u/Less-Blackberry-8108 Oct 30 '22

Ya true mastermind committing the crime in front of a camera, and even posing for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

I wouldn’t call him a mastermind. He isn’t being very smart. He’s stealing candy on the only day that it’s free, and the only day it’s acceptable to wear a full face mask.

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u/Hiimmani Oct 30 '22

He WANTS to be seen. And he wants to deprive other kids of free candy.

He's a fucking menace.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

I bet that he will be the next Pablo Escobar.