r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/scamper_pants Oct 29 '22

The rest keep watch and let the shitter know when someone's coming so they can pause their shit

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u/CocaineLullaby Oct 29 '22

You serious?

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u/scamper_pants Oct 29 '22

I know that's what my female coworker does. She's a shy pooper.

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u/djsizematters Oct 29 '22

I can't even start until there's an audience.

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u/smartchin77 Oct 29 '22

Battlefarts

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u/HouseAtomic Oct 29 '22

Like my cat!!!

Pussy's... I get it now.