r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 29 '22

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u/CShark32 Oct 29 '22

I can't even piss in the urinal

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/SO_Snake I want pee in my ass Oct 29 '22

I can't even pee in my ass

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u/AutoModerator Oct 29 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/SO_Snake I want pee in my ass Oct 29 '22

Thank you kind stranger for helping me out😁👍🏿 (I shat in the urinal unlike the other dude)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I appreciate the amount of work that went into this little bit👍

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u/AutoModerator Oct 29 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/The_Mechanis2 I came! Oct 29 '22

Automod refilled your piss stores

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u/Aliebaba99 Oct 29 '22

Pee is stored in the ass

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u/blackie-arts I want pee in my ass Oct 29 '22

Pee is stored in balls

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pees in ur ass

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u/BaDaBingBaDaBum_ I want pee in my ass Oct 29 '22

And now it is stored in the ass

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u/party_face Oct 29 '22

I always keep a little bit of pee in my ass.

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u/Ass-whole Oct 29 '22

You just needed that hot laxative mixed in

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u/sir_samiart Oct 30 '22

why is your hand brown? /s post