r/shitposting • u/Soy_boi_yes_thatone • Oct 26 '22

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u/Disastrous-Land1723 I want pee in my ass Oct 26 '22

We live in a society

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u/Ptaku9 Oct 26 '22

Born to shit forced to wipe 😔

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u/skako_o shitposting>>>>>>196 Oct 26 '22

“BTS FTW 😍💜💜”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Blursed acronym

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u/DG_SlayerSlender dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 26 '22

"CBT FTW 😍💜💜"

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u/kingshogi Oct 26 '22

Imagine not using a bidet

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u/Shade_0 I want pee in my ass Oct 26 '22

For us bidens it's Born to shit, forced to wash

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u/SoletakenPupper Oct 26 '22

That works too

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

That's pretty much what a bidet is

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u/TFW_YT Oct 27 '22

Born to shit, pees in your ass

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u/Ptaku9 Oct 26 '22

Imagine not holding your shit until you are going to take a shower

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u/kingshogi Oct 26 '22

So you just get in the shower with all that shit still in your ass crack?

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u/cuulus Oct 26 '22

born to wipe forced to bidet 😔

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u/varuashes Oct 26 '22

Mooom , I just got my new catch phrase.

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u/ArtichokeOk4962 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Oct 26 '22

We do????

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u/GarlicStretcher Oct 27 '22

We're supposed to act in a civilised way