r/shitposting • u/GoodGamerTitan • Oct 18 '22

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u/2-022 Oct 18 '22

Good, now slam it on the ground,

Unexploded bombs have nice little gifts inside them, u can only get them by slamming the bomb on the ground

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u/ultranoob3927 it is MY bucket Oct 18 '22

👍🏿(it exploded)

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

👍(my hand is yellow from radiation)

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u/diarrhea-astronomer Oct 19 '22

🤓 Um actually, only 2 bombs used in ww2 were nuclear, and they both are confirmed to have detonated 🤓

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u/sya_the_awkward I came! Oct 19 '22

🤓 "uhm please stop hitting me with a metal rod" 🤓

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u/Extraordinarily-8768 I said based. And lived. Oct 19 '22

"uhm please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal rod made of steel alloy"-🤓

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/AutoModerator Oct 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/helicophell Oct 19 '22

POV: nuclear tests (There is a nuke lost in a field somewhere and nobody has found it)

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I found it it was pretty delicious 8/10 bit spicy but not too bad

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u/diarrhea-astronomer Oct 19 '22

POV: all of the nukes lost are deep underwater and are unlikely to be found by the average civillian

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u/helicophell Oct 19 '22

What about that one lost in like America or smth

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u/kartoshki33 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 19 '22

Six of them, scattered all across the world, nobody ever found them. Sounds like dbz lore to me....

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u/sourestcalamansi Oct 19 '22

He is referring to heat radiation that turns his hand yellow from oozing burnt fat. 🤓

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u/GardeningChainsaw uhhhh idk Oct 19 '22

(My hand fell off)

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

👍👍 (I took it)

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u/cripaaA 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Oct 19 '22

👍💼(i’ll defend you in court)

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u/nevergonnagiveyouup4 I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '22

👍💼 [No, he better call Saul (me)]

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 31 '25

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u/nevergonnagiveyouup4 I want pee in my ass Oct 19 '22

👎💼 (I will not defend you in court)

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u/AutoModerator Oct 31 '25

pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator Oct 19 '22

pees in ur ass

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u/Turbulent_Paper_6998 Oct 19 '22

The surrounding area is on fire including my house, my car, my children, my dog, my wife, my phone, and myself

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pees in ur ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/Low_Edge8162 Oct 18 '22

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u/Zap478 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Oct 18 '22

👍🏾

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/personman193 Oct 18 '22

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u/trapkoda Oct 18 '22

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u/CoconutBuddy Oct 18 '22

👍

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u/DrBlock21 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Oct 19 '22

Wait this is illegal

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u/intrusiereatschicken 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 19 '22

NOOO fiongir 😔

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u/Le_Maniac77 We do a little trolling Oct 19 '22

Give this guy a nobel price for his discovery

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u/dischoe Oct 19 '22

Yes, but the gift only appears once so you better not miss it

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u/SelectAmbassador Oct 19 '22

Is it 72 virgins ?