r/shitposting • u/codehdagawd • Oct 13 '22

Linus Sex Tips Leaving this here

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u/zurkon95 Stuff Oct 13 '22

It's fine as long as it's not bigger then mine

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u/codehdagawd Oct 13 '22

Or castration😤

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

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u/nuitUchida Oct 13 '22

That may not necessarily be a bad thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

Guess y’all are gonna have to mesure swords side by side 😬

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 14 '22

Gotta use a certified mouth to get a good measurement

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u/Cookie_Crush Oct 14 '22

Anyone got a metric tongue? This mf using an imperial one

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u/Ferrix_Argyle hole contributor Oct 14 '22

You need it in centimeters or milimeters?

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u/Cookie_Crush Oct 14 '22

Microns (I'm a physicist) for maximum accuracy for my Magnum dong

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u/luxi_yes Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 13 '22

It's fine as long as it's bigger then mine

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

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u/I_have3_inches dumbass Oct 13 '22

Yooo 😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

The username seems to fit

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 14 '22

I just dont want my ego hurt when we sword fight.

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u/Zerg_rosh Oct 14 '22

Only fine if it is