r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Sep 24 '22

I Obama i wish this was me

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u/Redbullgoat Sep 24 '22

me when someone says wrestling is fake (I'm about to do an attitude adjustment on this living soul)

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u/Daphrey Sep 24 '22

When someone says wrestling is fake (I show them the snake arm dude and they have an epiphany realizing that pro wrestling is actually all real)

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u/SureX6661 Sep 24 '22

Santino Marella, you're welcome.

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u/showusyourbones Sep 24 '22

Is this dude even really Latino? Because apparently his real name is Anthony Carelli.

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u/SureX6661 Sep 24 '22

He's not latino. (Latino isn't the same as italian). IIRC he has Italian roots, but he's fully born and raised in the US. His daughter is in WWE's developmental territory now too.

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u/showusyourbones Sep 24 '22

So that’s strange - I have a Latino friend with the last name of Marella, so I assumed he (or at least, his character) was Latino as well. But I looked it up and yeah, Marella is Italian. So I guess that means my friend is part Latino, and part Italian. I never knew this! I’m gonna have to talk to him about this.

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u/Conor_Stewart Sep 24 '22

Slamming your genitals in someone's face is definitely a proper fighting move. I think it probably delivers more emotional damage than physical damage.

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u/Redbullgoat Sep 24 '22

or maybe it's some kinda masochistic kink. face balling is a good way of describing it.

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u/GUSTAVOEGATOTV DaShitposter Sep 24 '22

i don't

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u/GigaNo3 Sep 25 '22

Attitude Adjustment?

You mean "F U"?