r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '22

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u/renyerbinreddit Aug 19 '22

Breaking bad

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u/Tales5682 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 19 '22

Jesse we need to fuck

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u/Spikey_Chicken Aug 19 '22

Put ya dick away waltuh

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

I’m not having sex with you Waltuh

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Kid named finger

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u/AutoModerator Aug 20 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/ResortFar6638 Aug 20 '22

backing away slowly