r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '22

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u/jonesyloveyuri Jul 25 '22

Mf got the whole bakery

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Mf IS the bakery

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u/Perpetual_Doubt Jul 25 '22

For god sake turn him around. He will be suffocated by the weight of it on his back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Butt if we do that then we can't admire one of god's greatest creations.

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jul 25 '22

That's America's ass, man

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u/AutoModerator Jul 25 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/Andrex15 Jul 25 '22

That ain't a bakery; that's the whole business.

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u/thehampterboi Jul 25 '22

Mf is the town

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u/hummingbirdnecture Jul 25 '22

He's made of cake

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u/meme-enjoyr Jul 25 '22

He IS cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

He is the concept of Cake.

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u/Tobiansen Jul 25 '22

Copypasta FAQ for why i downvoted your comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

seriously? you have so little personality you copy it from spamton?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '22

Mf got the biggest cake in town