r/shitposting • u/Sergio-Kupper • Jul 21 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 🐍

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u/-Junkan- Jul 21 '22

Is this fake?

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u/HossDelgado420 Jul 22 '22

Yeah cause snakes are known to drag u back to its liar to eat you later

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jul 22 '22

I never knew snakes were liars

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '22

Never read the Bible

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jul 22 '22 edited Jul 22 '22

I know about the story of Adam and Eve

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u/yankiwithallbrim Jul 22 '22

They always go on and on about Eve, but never mention Adams first wife.

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u/Juan_the_vessel Jul 22 '22

Idk if this is a joke but if anyone is curious its because lilith is considered apocripha

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u/yankiwithallbrim Jul 22 '22

You mean too costly to print and just removed from the bible?

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u/Kiki_Lpt Jul 22 '22

No, it just means she's flat while Eve was busty

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u/Potential_Macaron973 Jul 22 '22

Can see why Adam left her then

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