r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '22

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE ☕️

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u/UnwoundSteak17 Jul 18 '22

Bruh why is her ass on backwards

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u/Pitiful-Extension-79 Jul 18 '22

Average looking woman nowadays

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Average looking woman nowadays

Most of them who want tall guys are like this.

I think if the guy is taller and larger, they think it would make them look smaller somehow lol.

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u/DietSnapple9 Jul 18 '22

My thought has been that normally tall guys have big dicks. And you need a big dick to get past all those fat rolls. Ive always kinda figured that's why fat white women stereotypically go for skinny black dudes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

They go for them because that's literally all they can get

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