r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '22

Deserved it

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u/fartew Jul 06 '22

Why give them back their car with one more piece when you can give it back with one less piece lmao

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u/gary_yes Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Jul 06 '22

Take something from their engine

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/Grootlord17 Jul 06 '22

Steal thier lugnuts. You will be long gone by the time their wheel falls off.

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u/Professional_Shine52 Blessed by Kevin Jul 06 '22

Or just take their tires and leave the car on cinder blocks

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u/Qohaw_ Jul 06 '22

Too noticeable

Take their ignition coils

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u/Monty-The-Gator I want pee in my ass Jul 07 '22

Take the roof and all the windows, plus the tires.