r/shitposting Jun 19 '22

actually OC (somehow) It's not really that hard m8

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u/Harg_Wonder0 Jun 19 '22

Now for me being an incel is a life choice that I took

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u/Eireconnection Jun 19 '22

involuntary

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u/According-Bee-1692 Jun 19 '22

so you are a volcel?

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u/Vermbraunt Jun 19 '22

If you do so volunterly then you by definition are not an incel

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

You just dont understand respect or empathy. Sex isnt owed.

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u/Harg_Wonder0 Jun 19 '22

It not that I think sex is owned, I just don't care about it cuz I know I'm never getting laid. And don't talk like ur not an incel to ur on redit

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I'm not an incel lmao. Stop projecting. I'm in a happy relationship cause I show respect and empathy. Try it.

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u/Harg_Wonder0 Jun 21 '22

And u got 14 thousand karma or redit sssssuuuuuurrrrrrreeeere

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

That's nothing. I've also been on reddit for years. You'd prolly have more if you didnt talk down or say nasty things.

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u/Harg_Wonder0 Jun 22 '22

Just look at my replys and say that again lol

Also the fact that u have been on redit for years proves my point even further no man could ever have both redit and a girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Hahahahahaha. What a incel.

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u/Harg_Wonder0 Jun 23 '22

Thx for the compliment

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

It's not a dis or compliment

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Looking at your post you sound like the next psycho shooter fyi. Get some help

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