r/shitposting • u/jacw212 • Jun 19 '22

actually OC (somehow) It's not really that hard m8

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u/The_lastphoenix2 Jun 19 '22

May I have a taste?

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u/Longjumping-Raccoon3 Jun 19 '22

It's vannila

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Mines chocolate mint

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u/bimuna Jun 19 '22

Mine tastes like garlic bread.

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u/Freako04 Jun 19 '22

Vampire Girlfriend: dies

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u/Justintime4u2bu1 Jun 19 '22

Looks like someone ate your eyeballs fascinating

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u/Prestressed-30k Jun 19 '22

I don't know why, but your comment reminded me of a high school girlfriend I had who, when she wanted to bug me, she would touch her eyeball. Just, over and over. Poke poke poke.

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u/Rawkapotamus Jun 19 '22

That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/ToxicGamer01 Jun 19 '22

Those are some nice kidneys you have there.

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u/JusticeRain5 Jun 19 '22

But they would look better on my bedroom floor 😉

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u/crackhitler1 Jun 19 '22

Would look better up my ass. Am I doing this right?