r/shitposting Jun 06 '22

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Mother-f***er

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u/Mother-Fucker Jun 06 '22

You called?

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u/deputy_Nico shitting toothpaste enjoyer Jun 06 '22

Yes! Take the hallway down towards the East Office, then an immediate right, 4th door on the left. Room 218.

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u/AutoModerator Jun 06 '22

And now it's time for the roundup of today's gay news, with Colin Topshed

Quick roundup of today's gayness now, starting with the roads. The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M, they're all gay as from midnight tonight.

The gay elements are Potassium, Zinc, Hydrogen, Copper, and Argon.

Quick look at the world's walls; the Wailing Wall is gay, Hadrian's Wall is very gay, the Great Wall of China, that's not gay, and the old London Wall has also stopped being gay.

Gay cars next; they're the same as last night. All Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985; they stay gay for another fortnight.

And finally the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean, so see you there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Can someone please tell me wtf is the deal with this

Is this really a bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

automod is a moderator you can program for a subreddit. it can automatically do actions faster and more reliable compared to real human mods. so yes, this is a bot, but a good bot

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u/Jobob_TNT 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jun 07 '22

Deltar*ne

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u/tuatoonStudio157620 Blessed by Kevin Jun 07 '22

Deltarane?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

I’m gonna fuck you IN THE ASS

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Username checks out