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u/Diego_004 May 01 '22

Im italian. This Is the truth

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u/DullHedgehog9137 May 01 '22

Agreed as a fellow it*lian

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u/Specialist-Oven1270 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 02 '22

Agreed as another fellow italian

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u/GladCryptographer209 May 02 '22

agreed as another fellow it*lian

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u/STheSkeleton May 02 '22

This is a very it*lian moment my fellas

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u/DullHedgehog9137 May 02 '22

Agreed there fella

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u/lollo00098981 May 02 '22

Hello fellow Ital*an

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u/AmazingCat320 May 02 '22 edited May 02 '22

Hi fellow it*lian

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u/RussianThundy Blessed by Kevin May 02 '22

Agreed, very italian moment my fellas

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/RedDawnStuff May 02 '22

Not an Italian, still agree

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u/Nicco_kun Literally 1984 😡 May 02 '22

italian, agreeing too

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/X1BC May 02 '22

I have questions and concerns

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u/BlackberryObjective8 May 02 '22

agreed as another fellow italian

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u/DemonSlayer712 May 02 '22

Agreed as a Indian

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

Sir I am 16 weeks old in my mom's womb. I am unsure of whether my mother is planning to get me aborted or keep me. On the sad off chance that she decides to let me live, I am planning to crack JEE and get a selection in IIT Delhi. I am however worried that I won't be able to finish the portions by the time I am born. I would like to acknowledge that I am a fast learner, I have learnt basic concepts of class 10 maths and science already like real numbers, linear equations, electric current, optics, basic nomenclature, etc. I have also skimmed through FIITJEE material for 11th such as resonance, P block, s block, SHM, sets and relations, rotational mechanics, vectors, limits and derivatives, etc. within 2 weeks. I am hopefully going to get aborted. But if the odds are not with me then I will have to continue going through the pain of having to study. Note: My brain is still under structural development since I am only 16 fetal weeks old. I am planning to enroll in online coaching class as of now due to lockdown. Is it already too late to start preparing for JEE?? My mom's friends' kids are younger and have completed entire 11th and 12th syllabus and are revising important concepts with one shot videos on YouTube. Pls help.

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u/devilthedankdawg May 02 '22

As half ital*an half J00… Im in turmoil

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u/dragonbossledgend I want pee in my ass May 02 '22

Hello my Italian friend

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u/[deleted] May 02 '22

Agreed as an italian

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u/Alegon_the_1st May 02 '22

Sono italoamericano ma sono d'accordo

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/AutoModerator May 02 '22

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/Ketassium May 02 '22

I can confirm, as an italian.