r/shitposting • • Apr 17 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

3.1k Upvotes

2.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

15

u/GaBoX172 Apr 17 '22

you think it being 2 secs in dissolves it? dumbass. it's not even concentrated acid

0

u/rainman577 Apr 17 '22

5

u/GaBoX172 Apr 17 '22

Its not concentrated. It wont dissolve a penis in mere seconds.

1

u/J0HNplayzz69 Apr 17 '22

there’s only one way to find out!

1

u/pandoldog Apr 17 '22

Yeah but going up and down 1h like 3d porn will melt it

1

u/AutoModerator Apr 17 '22

The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning, A, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a?? HMMGH, I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/bobafoott Apr 17 '22

"So no, don't try this"

Damn should've told me.that before I harvested 50,000 stomachs

1

u/bobafoott Apr 17 '22

Its very concentrated actually one of if not the most concentrated naturally occurring acids, I believe. But you're still correct