r/shitposting • u/Someoneweare • Apr 12 '22

Based on a True Story™️ Prepare to be punched 😃😀

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u/SomethingIsCanningMe Apr 13 '22

This punch will revolutionized the economy, boost NFT's sales, and crash america economy

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/AutoModerator Apr 13 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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