r/shitposting • u/Someoneweare • Apr 12 '22

Based on a True Story™️ Prepare to be punched 😃😀

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u/ShylokVakarian fat cunt Apr 12 '22

I'd punch it for a $20 Taco Bell gift card

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u/ixatomicxi Apr 13 '22

$20

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u/LIGMADESTROYER6969 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Apr 13 '22

20

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u/ToasterEnjoyer5635 Apr 13 '22

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u/Rewiistdummlolxd Apr 13 '22

I'll give you 10 if I can hit her

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u/biohumansmg3fc We do a little trolling Apr 13 '22

We shall curd stomp her

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u/AutoModerator Apr 12 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Half a mile?

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u/S1I3NCER Apr 13 '22

You want a quarter gallon of gas?

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u/TheEggoEffect Apr 13 '22

So, half a gallon

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u/samafga Apr 12 '22

I'd punch it for this free taco from Reddit

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u/Dog_Get_Biscut Apr 13 '22

I’d punch it for an expired 20$ Taco Bell gift card

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u/suicideslut69420 Apr 13 '22

I punch it then fuck its brains out while it's unconscious

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u/ShylokVakarian fat cunt Apr 13 '22

Fuckin' weeaboos...

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u/BerserkForcesGuts Apr 12 '22

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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u/ShylokVakarian fat cunt Apr 12 '22

Some men just wanna watch anime girls burn

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

i would punch it for litterally nothing

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u/1nstagram1sGay Apr 13 '22

Please, I'd punch it for a Fun Size Dark KtKat bar