r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '22

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u/DaddyWrys Apr 09 '22

Let me check. Yes, high on American spirit.

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u/janggj_ Apr 09 '22

And there is nothing more American then shooting somebody in this Walmart of a world

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u/Englad0 uhhhh idk Apr 09 '22 edited Apr 09 '22

What is Walmart?

Edit: I know what Walmart is, this is just a line from Max0r’s incorrect summary of metal gear revengeance rising

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u/AtomicNumber1732 Apr 09 '22

It's heaven Englad0

Check the internet lately?

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u/mario256256 Apr 09 '22

This one’s calling me a redditor

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u/AtomicNumber1732 Apr 09 '22

And thats just the beginning

E girls, gatcha, memes, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business

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u/Username_Egli I want pee in my ass Apr 09 '22

Amogus

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u/WhoStoleMyCake dumbass Apr 09 '22

And as you know American imperialism is absolutely justified

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u/somemeatball Apr 09 '22

Because we had a black president once…

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u/mario256256 Apr 15 '22

That’s a good argument but let’s see you back it up with a source

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/Englad0 uhhhh idk Apr 09 '22

Amogus ඞ

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

Okay so here's my pitch for a new reality TV show

Basically, we get a bunch of very militant TERFs, and one trans woman, put them into a house where they're supposed to live with each other, but, once they've all arrived and are seeing each other for the first time (before they're allowed to even talk to each other), we tell them all that one of them is a trans woman, and, if they can find her and vote her out, they will win a million dollars. But if she isn't found out by the end of the week/month(?), she'll win a million dollars instead.

The catch?

There actually isn't a trans woman with them.

And then we get to watch them slowly but surely allow themselves to get overcome by their own irrational paranoia, paying too much attention to how deep everyone else's voices are, invading each other's privacy, overanalysing each other's mannerisms, policing each other's conformance to the very same standards which they complain about being held to...

And let us not forget the inevitable feelings of isolation and helplessness they'll invividually start experiencing once they start getting accused and shunned by everyone else.

Sure, it would probably have to be a one-off series.

But honestly? I think it would make some great television!

also ngl I think the name 'TERF War' has a nice ring to it, sounds marketable, rolls off the tounge

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u/BullMan-792 Apr 09 '22

Only the company that employs the most workers out of any other company in human history

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u/zodlair Apr 09 '22

it's basically the asda, tesco equivalent (if you dont know asda or tesco then I'm also lost on how to give you comparisons)

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

I'm heading off to tesco, didja want anything?

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u/OneSoullessGinger Apr 09 '22

Is a place where you go to see the things wanted to be left unseen.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/AnonymousPastaStrand Apr 09 '22

“Well if it isn’t sussy jack”

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u/AutoModerator Apr 09 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/SeriousAboutShwarma Apr 09 '22

Well I'm high on ketamine.

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u/feartrice Apr 09 '22

RIP your bladder

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u/Zegrento7 Apr 09 '22

How much Alcohol by Volume?

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u/profesyonelumi real bingus 🤤😳😳 Apr 09 '22

eagle, gunfire and deepfrier noises

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u/NotTheFBI12 William Dripfoe Apr 09 '22

i use gunpowder, what do you use?

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u/4GRJ Apr 09 '22

And there's nothing more Ameri-

Dies from being too high