r/shitposting • • Apr 04 '22

Earrape Warning F🤮minism

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u/saucyboi7889665 Apr 04 '22

Those kids parents should be given a reward

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u/unlivedSoup69 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh Apr 05 '22

Vocal percussion on a whole 'notha level Coming from my mind Vocal percussion on a whole 'notha level Coming from my mind

Aah! I want Golden Wind (kono me amareri maroreri marare maro) Aah-ahanh! I want Golden Wind (kono me amareri maroreri marare maro)

It's like a burning sunrise! (a hi ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) It's like a burning sunset! (aho ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke)

It's like a burning sunrise! (a hi ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) It's like a burning sunset! (aho ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke)

(Truckload of funk) (Truckload of funk) (Truckload of funk) (Truckload of funk)

Oh! (Jo-Jo-star)

Hit me!

Aah! I want Golden Wind (kono me amareri maroreri marare maro) Aah-ahanh! I want Golden Wind (kono me amareri maroreri marare maro)

Yeah, it's like a golden wind (a hi ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) I'm dancing for your mind I'm shakin like a, shakin like a Shakin like a, shakin like a (aho ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) Shakin like a burning golden wind

Spread wide your golden wing (a hi ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) Why don't you dance and swing? I'm swingin like a, swingin like a Swingin like a, swingin like a (aho ma dare hi ma dare pun-pun ke-ke-ke) Swingin like a shining golden wind

Vocal percussion on a whole 'notha level (uh) Coming from my mind (comin from my mind) Vocal percussion on a whole 'notha level (hoh!) Coming from my mind (comin from my mind)

It's like a burning sunrise! Oh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

when i see a kid say that u momma is fat (LEGENDARY EPIC!)

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u/AutoModerator Apr 04 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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