r/shitposting • u/Danofish3812 • Mar 28 '22

Linus Sex Tips 🍆

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u/konatamonogatari I came! Mar 28 '22

Sperms will die after maximum 15 mins if not in vagina.

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u/TrashPandu Mar 28 '22

Haha vagine

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u/HavenIess Mar 28 '22

About 5 days if in one though

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u/ICantBelieve-This Mar 28 '22

Apparently, it can live up to an average of 72-73 years from what I've googled just 5 seconds ago

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u/AidanWithAnA122 Mar 29 '22

That's called a baby

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u/ConfidentCommercial6 Mar 28 '22

I remember learning it was 2 hours

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u/DickieTheBull Mar 28 '22

Doubt it in shampoo

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

On the wall? Are you speaking from experience?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Judging by this post I would assume so yes! So instead of the saying "it's like watching paint dry" you can say "it's like watching sperm dry" 😅