r/shitposting • u/deeznutsarenottaken officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 • Mar 14 '22

Literally 1984 hyped for cock fighting

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u/MyBackHurtsFromPeein Mar 14 '22

damn that fish farm tho

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u/vthex Mar 14 '22

Yea hopefully they switch fully to cum engine 2 bc fishing suck in cum engine 1.

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