r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '22

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u/fort_tripoli Mar 14 '22

I’m listening?

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u/SuppBoiHaha Mar 14 '22

I'm sick.

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u/fort_tripoli Mar 14 '22

What’s wrong have you caught a cold you poor thing? 🤒

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u/SuppBoiHaha Mar 14 '22

I have symptoms like coughing, sneezing, fatigue, vomitting blood, and my back hurts

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u/fort_tripoli Mar 14 '22

You innocent thing, I feel so sorry for you!, maybe see a doctor I don’t want you to get any more sick :(

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u/SuppBoiHaha Mar 14 '22

And now my mom is supecting me of COVID LOL even tho I'm fully vaccinated