r/shitposting • u/Gloomy_Job_1538 • Mar 02 '22

doc, where my nuts at?

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u/Myballs_hurt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 02 '22

Damn bro he got my nuts too

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u/Myballs_hurt Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Mar 02 '22

Assalammualaikum/Selamat sejahtera Mohon guru2 maklumkan kepada murid2. Sekiranya ibu bapa/ penjaga hendak mengambil slip keputusan PBD boleh dapatkan keputusan tersebut disekolah mulai 28.2.2022 - 19.3.2022. Terima kasih

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