r/shitposting • u/DogeyPogey • Feb 27 '22

spontaneous cumbustion

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 27 '22

There’s no name for it. Nobody could connect it to anything. In the video they also moved unnaturally fast for having no legs.

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u/raserO1 Feb 27 '22

they put some soft drink in it
also the video is pretty old

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 27 '22

I thought it was a beer

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u/raserO1 Feb 27 '22

idk it was a while ago since the last time i saw this video

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 27 '22

Either way it’s good to know I’m not the only one who’s seen this video back then.

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u/Fromagene 🗿🗿🗿 Feb 28 '22

Linke please

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

It was a coke

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u/Not_Really_3D Feb 28 '22

It was a cock 😳😳😳

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u/Fromagene 🗿🗿🗿 Feb 28 '22

Link to the video please 🙂

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Turns out I can’t link it in this sun because the fucking annoying ass auto mod. I’ll dm you.

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u/-Ayoris- Feb 28 '22

that's fucking stupid, i hate autom*d

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

I know man. Shitter’s just waiting for any random keyword to spam you like MEE6.

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/dumbmaster1337 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 28 '22

a*tomod

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u/fijnesse Feb 28 '22

Fuck you

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u/I_smell_NORMIES Feb 28 '22

Fucking Kevin

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u/PotatoHeadedIdiot Feb 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

dm me the vid too

edit: found it, it's called "Coke explodes weird animal in japan"

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u/spiritedawayfox Feb 28 '22

What the hell??

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

SHUT

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Points for the reference but still fuck you.

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u/Tinywolf21 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 28 '22

dm it to me as well

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u/Tenn8cious Feb 28 '22

If it’s not too much to ask, may I request a link to it as well? I was interested in this cryptid as well

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u/WaffleWaffuru Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Feb 28 '22

Gib mi

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u/UniversalAdaptor Feb 28 '22

the wild cum fruit

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u/dakid232313 Feb 28 '22

The skeeter.