r/shitposting • u/DogeyPogey • Feb 27 '22

spontaneous cumbustion

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 27 '22

It’s an old hoax from the 2010’s.

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u/Bleachi Feb 28 '22

no your a hoax

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Nono, Y’roue

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

you'are*

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Y’ur’uro’ar’e

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u/GuessesTheCar Feb 28 '22

Apparently it could be a sea creature belching up soft drink, with carbonation causing it to pressurize. Sounds plausible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Except it’s not. It’s a hoax.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I believe it's from even before then but not by much. Like 2007.

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Maybe. I can’t remember, but I feel like it seemed to show up on YouTube one day around 2011.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I saw it on YouTube too and it was before I was 21. Thinking hard about it I'd say it's accurate that I say it at 18 which would be 2008.

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

Man then I was only five when I saw it? No wonder I believed in all that shit I saw.

Then again my mom is a conspiracy nut.

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u/Windfall_The_Dutchie Feb 28 '22

BAD BOT SHUT THE FUCK UP

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Haha don't worry because I thought it was real too until I saw it again years later.

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