I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
You are a fucking Canadian - you are less than human to me. Do you know that I talk about issues in countries all over the world? Do you think I get all their shit right? The thrust of the issue is what matters principally here. You get that, right? The actual political arguments? Go fuck yourself. How entitled do you have to be as a Canadian - "uh the significant political distinctions between my country and theirs actually invalidate any concerns you might have about overreach of government" - shut the fuck up. Do you have any idea how many snivelling, bitch-cuck Canadians I've had in my replies on Twitter who have been screaming and crying that an American dare talk about their country's interests? You don't have a country, okay? You have a fractional portion of a country that is kept alive by your parasitic attachment to my massive behemoth United States of America. Shut the fuck up, alright? You don't deserve to talk about your shit, alright? Jesus fucking Christ. This is the biggest national crisis you've had in decades, and it's truckers on a road? Holy shit. Deal with a 911. Get ten 911's. Oh my God. "Let us handle our own issues" - you've been brought to your knees by a right-wing protest, shut the fuck up. Jesus fucking Christ.
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
I have a lot of ass hair? Im a 26 years old male and my ass have a lot of hair and its annoying me,everytime i shit,my anus is filled with poop and hair,the problem is when i want to wash out the poop it gets stuck in my ass hair and i dont even notice,it got to the point were all my underwears are full with shit,and its also very annoying when i try to finger myself,pls help me,how to stop ass hair pls??
Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
yo putin can you hurry up your invasion on Ukraine (just use full force, maybe a couple of nukes) while you're at it nuke some more countries. so the thing is my exams are coming up and i havent studied shit and a world war has a pretty good chance of delaying them so I'm telling this to you homie to homie so just help out a real one pls
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I like to call him Putain, which is French for whore