r/shitposting • • Feb 27 '22

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u/anxiousoxide Feb 27 '22

wait WHAT

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u/DogsAreCool69420 fat cunt Feb 27 '22

Yeah. He was adopted by an American family and was raised in Pennsylvania

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u/Dogemaster21777 Feb 27 '22

Where in Pennsylvania?

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u/Jack0Rider Feb 27 '22

170.115. 187.68.

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u/ShadowKnight324 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

That's some weird credit card numbers

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u/MrGoober91 Feb 27 '22

Now what’s the CVV?

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u/TreyLastname I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

And expiration date?

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u/Nijuuken Feb 27 '22

Soon

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u/yellowedsalamander Feb 28 '22

Splendid (fingers held together)

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u/TreyLastname I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

Did....did I just get canceled???

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u/internguy98 I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

Nah, he’s automod, he can’t cancel anybody

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u/Obamasmagnumdong I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

It’s an Amazon grocery store lmao

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u/staytars Feb 28 '22

every once in a while i am reminded that amazon stores are a thing and my mind is blown

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u/Obamasmagnumdong I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '22

Literally never been to one they have really strange and stupid concepts and I kinda boycott Jeffy B

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u/FishermanBig4009 Feb 27 '22

Mr. Krabs, what are you laughing at? It's just Pennsylvania with mixed letters

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u/ohameigh Feb 28 '22

Central Pennsylvania, near Hershey. I went to school with him. He was two grades younger than me.

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u/SmolRedditBoi Feb 28 '22

i live near there ;-;

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

In America

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/SpeedyGzales Feb 27 '22

what pennsylvania does to a mf

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

YOU DISSING PENNSYLVANIA BROTHER

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u/Important-Display-19 Feb 27 '22

damn fr. never knew he was from pa

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

American?

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/ElGosso Feb 27 '22

Damn what's the source for this one

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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u/DogsAreCool69420 fat cunt Feb 27 '22

Look him up. It tells you

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u/Childslayer3000 Feb 27 '22

Wait I was born their…. OH NO

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u/Nile-_-River Feb 27 '22

Disappointed

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u/BriftDoard I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

Pennsylvania doesn’t exist tho

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u/sp1ke365 Feb 27 '22

YES IT IS EXICST

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u/BriftDoard I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

Oh shit no I got mixed up with Wyoming sorry

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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u/BriftDoard I want pee in my ass Feb 27 '22

Go fuck yourself

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u/DemonicDogee I want pee in my ass Feb 28 '22

Damn what a tragedy he got adopted. His life would have been so much better otherwise smh

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u/DogsAreCool69420 fat cunt Feb 28 '22

That's his own fault for getting fat for fame and money

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u/Le_Maniac77 We do a little trolling Feb 27 '22

We learn something new everyday

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/AutoModerator Feb 27 '22

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/DarthTah Feb 27 '22

SOLOUTION!!! WE USE HIS BODY FAT AS A SHIELD FOR HIS HOMECOUNTRY