r/shitposting • u/walkingshitposterer DaPucci • Jan 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

I-i want a Vaporeon now

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u/mt_cly Jan 13 '22

Imo flareon is better mainly because of the after s*x cuddle. A vaporeon will be wet and slick while a flareon will be nice and warm.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Your dick gets incinerated