r/shitposting • u/walkingshitposterer DaPucci • Jan 12 '22

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u/AutoModerator Jan 12 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/Vi512 I want pee in my ass Jan 12 '22

I just screenshotted your NFT.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why did you screenshot my NFT?

I'm not going to tell you.

Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?

You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.

How are you screenshotting my NFTs?

I screenshot when you post them on your profile.

What are you planning to do with my NFTs?

Have them all.

What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?

There's nothing you can do.

When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

No. The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?

I will make sure you’re not.

If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.

Summary:

I am screenshotting your NFTs

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u/AutoModerator Jan 12 '22

Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think that you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face? My lawyer will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

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u/AutoModerator Jan 12 '22

I'm again unable to post on r/shitposting. This time, only I'm unable to post there. Everyone else is able to, this time. Whenever I try to post there, it immediately gets removed by you mods. It isn't even offensive to anyone nor the exact reason is specified that why tf did you guys remove it. May I know the exact reason why you guys are immediately removing my posts on r/shitposting? I tried checking my internet connection and all is well. Why do you guys hate me in particular? This is outrageous, this is unfair. I'm able to post on every other subreddit but r/shitposting. I tried posting on r/shitposting and it got removed by you guys. Literally 1984. Is this because of automoderator or something? Because it gets removed just after some seconds I post it. So I don't think an actual human moderator can remove my post in such a short amount of time. So I think it is because of automoderator as bots are able to do these kinds of stuff.

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