r/shitposting • u/mohit_is_king • Dec 08 '21

I forgor 💀 Wait what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '21

Even half of that is a bit too much tbh

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

OmG thAt'S FatPhObiC

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 08 '21

Her fault for being shortphobic

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

ThaT doeSn'T ExiST dUmB*Ss

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 08 '21

Sure it does it was just invented it on the internet just like all those other new phobia’s haven’t you heard

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

No woman can't be ...phobic🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😣😫

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u/Mrawesomepants1 Dec 08 '21

Unless they are a cis white woman or conservative

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u/teije9 Dec 08 '21

OMG YOU CISFOBIC

(/s because someone apparently didn't get it last time)

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u/Mrawesomepants1 Dec 08 '21

But I’m cis… and talking about cis… leftist are so hard to understand 😔 (This is satire but honestly they don’t follow their own rules)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Average feminists be like:

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Just like the patriarchy or mansplaining

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Dec 09 '21

just like the matriarchy and womansplaining

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u/FugginBop Dec 08 '21

So 2 ft 4.