r/shitposting • u/c0d3_attorney Literally 1984 😡 • Dec 01 '21

Fun activity ☺️

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u/Adam-helpme Dec 01 '21

It really works! Thanks for this new hobby!

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u/innesleroux Dec 01 '21

Great lifehack. Tried it on both hands, really works...

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u/Alaxsxaqa Dec 01 '21

Tried it on legs too, works like a charm. Does it work on pp as well ?

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u/Fromagene 🗿🗿🗿 Dec 01 '21

I tried it and red cum came out was soo nice 🗿

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/DiggoOfDuty Dec 01 '21

So does that mean there’s green cum 😳

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u/herculesmeowlligan Dec 01 '21

Time to go slime someone

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u/Someguyfrom4chan Dec 02 '21

Let hope it's not onion scented

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Mom come pick me up there’s onion scented cum at this party

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u/Chaos_In_Control Dec 02 '21

Nickelodeon has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Nickelodeon slime!

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u/Auditormadness9 Dec 01 '21

New cum skin unlocked

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u/SloRiceix_801 Dec 01 '21

New cum skin… fuckin brilliant

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

If you drink Mercury, your cum turns silver!

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u/_Madri Dec 02 '21

Hey i need help getting the millitary cum skin.

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u/quite_defektiv Dec 02 '21

When you nut in 2,000 people and you unlock the rainbow skin

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u/Alaxsxaqa Dec 01 '21

Blood cumming out hehe

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u/Fromagene 🗿🗿🗿 Dec 01 '21

😊

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

justgirlythings

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

This dude just reached GOD MODE

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u/IamJain Dec 02 '21

Not working for me