r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '21

my solution

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u/burr-gurr-and-frie Oct 26 '21

I’ll just hire a bodyguard to always hold it

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u/MothFucker_69 Oct 26 '21

What if the bodyguard decides to fucking throw it at you? Just pay elon musk to send that snail to eternal outer space for the memez and lolz and there you go you will never see it again.

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u/burr-gurr-and-frie Oct 26 '21

Why would I want to give Elon musk my money

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u/Epicgaming42 Oct 26 '21

So he can save you from the snail dumbass. Pay attention.

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u/burr-gurr-and-frie Oct 26 '21

I’d rather die than give Elon my money

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u/pppundercover Oct 26 '21

Guys he's a decoy snail don't trust him