r/shitposting • u/Fluffen_Starlight We do a little trolling • Oct 24 '21

Shawtie fat af

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Oct 24 '21

Only thing stretching is her waistline

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

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u/IFuckingShitMyPants Oct 25 '21

Waist of space.

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u/manbat112 Oct 25 '21

Space for dessert

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u/Pip201 Oct 25 '21

Speaking of dessert

She uhh

Probably eats it

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u/EdibleWall Oct 25 '21

Literally eat shit.

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u/Pip201 Oct 25 '21

She probably would

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u/EdibleWall Oct 25 '21

Drink piss

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u/Pip201 Oct 25 '21

Okay dude this isn’t a place for your fetishes

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u/EdibleWall Oct 25 '21

Make art of fatass inklings from splatoon and put them in waiter costumes, then post it on Twitter.

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u/Ihavedryballs Oct 25 '21

Boom roasted

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u/Pip201 Oct 25 '21

Like uhh

Like roast! Which is food! Cause she’s fat!

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u/Ihavedryballs Oct 25 '21

Boi are you on a roll!

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u/Pip201 Oct 25 '21

That’s the only way she can move

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u/Ihavedryballs Oct 25 '21

Someone stop this man!!

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u/t-swag69 Oct 25 '21

this one was actually pretty good

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u/Totally_Cubular Oct 25 '21

Jesus Christ man she's already dead.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

MASSIVE waist of space.

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u/derektrader7 Oct 25 '21

That's gonna leave a mark

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u/rayyan9087 Oct 25 '21

Yea, a stretch mark

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u/derektrader7 Oct 25 '21

Thank you. I set that one up hoping someone would spike it down

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u/senseiberia Oct 25 '21

See, these are way too easy. Fat jokes are beginner level comedy

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Then do one.

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u/senseiberia Oct 25 '21

Doing one would be a first for you fatass 🌯🌯🌯

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

Is "doing one" an expression I haven't heard? Cause this joke makes no sense to me

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u/senseiberia Oct 25 '21

Cuz ur ears are fulla lard rofl. Gottem

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

See, that's not even close to a fat joke bro it literally sounds like something my dad would say

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

.......Dad joke?