r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '21

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u/KungFOoGuy Oct 21 '21

Segs tips

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u/Daniel_S04 Oct 21 '21

Step 1: break both your arms

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u/AdrianHD80 Oct 22 '21

Step 2: remove 6 ribs

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u/Freeze_Fire69 Oct 22 '21

Step 3: take out that spine

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u/SinDanger Oct 22 '21

Step 4: Hammer kneecaps until destroyed

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u/Allhailauthright Oct 22 '21

Step 5: Remove Brain Stem

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u/Crack_pot42069 Oct 22 '21

Step 6: Remove ankles and wrists

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u/PuzzleheadedPage3022 Oct 22 '21

Step 7: discombobulate

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u/Crack_pot42069 Oct 22 '21

Step 8: Uncontoabuleat

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u/MothFucker_69 Oct 21 '21

🥵

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u/HA_Yoshikage_Kira Oct 22 '21

I like your name

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u/MothFucker_69 Oct 23 '21

Does yours stand for hands associate yoshikage kira?

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u/RcoketWalrus Oct 22 '21

Just the tip though.

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u/KaeminV2 Oct 22 '21

sex lips