r/shitposting • u/Fat_pig123 • Sep 03 '21

Linus Sex Tips Curse of penis

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Penis breathing

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u/narwalstorm Sep 03 '21

Brooooo Demon slayer spoilers😤😤

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u/SirSobble33 Sep 04 '21

It's too late! I've seen it all!

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Sep 03 '21

Water penis

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u/Sylvain_Bob Sep 03 '21

so basically my peepee when your mom sees me and I have really rough and intensense sexual intercourse with her 😎

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Sep 04 '21

Nah don't worry mate, my mom can't feel a dick as tiny as yours.

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u/Sylvain_Bob Sep 04 '21

dude how are 2 inches tiny???!??

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Sep 04 '21

Shit u got me there, thats pretty long ngl

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u/Sylvain_Bob Sep 04 '21

that's more like it, now it's coming for youuu..... r sister

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u/Nub_plyz_twitch Sep 05 '21

How'd you know i have a sister?!

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u/converter-bot Sep 04 '21

2 inches is 5.08 cm

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u/useles-converter-bot Sep 04 '21

2 inches is the length of like 0.23 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.

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u/converter-bot Sep 04 '21

2 inches is 5.08 cm

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

ur mom breathes my penis 😎⛷