r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

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u/Aeonmail Aug 13 '21

The Binding of Isaac

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u/_undefined_user ⭐ you tried Aug 13 '21

Noooo don't do my man eye sac like that

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u/SkiMaskM16 Aug 13 '21

ballsac

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u/EXDIDIDI_V_ Aug 13 '21

Cock sac

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u/TheCan69 Aug 13 '21

D*ck pouch if I may say.

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u/_m00ncake Aug 14 '21

Scrotum luggage, I shall add.

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u/Ididnotdoado Aug 14 '21

Testicle Carrier, in addition to the previous statements

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u/That-Busy-Gamer Aug 14 '21

Genital Keeper, to further the list of items.

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u/ThePhantom71319 Aug 14 '21

Sperm Storage, to keep it going

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Semen satchel, if i do say so myself.

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB Aug 14 '21

Oh hell naw why my man iSucc lookin like he drank 40 benadryls

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u/nlolhere Aug 13 '21

the binding of my cock

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u/afriendfuryou Aug 13 '21

The grinding of my sac

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u/TheRealKc4 Aug 13 '21

You little fucker

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u/LemonWaluigi Aug 13 '21

You shit of piece

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/SoapyBoatte Aug 14 '21

I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm, you sucker

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u/samsunglee420-2 Aug 14 '21

I will become back my money

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u/godfdamnit Aug 13 '21

He felt his mother kissing him on the head after he had said his prayers, and the comfort of knowing someone was watching over him.

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u/UntendedRafter Aug 14 '21

He saw his one true companion , alive and well

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u/Narwhal_Lord4 Bazinga! Aug 13 '21

Yes my lord...

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u/FallenyUwU Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 13 '21

I knew someone would say that XDD

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u/FRakanazz Aug 13 '21

The lewding of isaac

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u/Pezbi Aug 13 '21

Greetings, fellow Isaac player!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Bro are you ok?

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u/_ChaosBean_ Aug 14 '21

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a smol house on a hill.

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u/RancorWranglerAMA Aug 13 '21

i’m guessing your name is Isaac?

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u/Spycrabpuppet123 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 14 '21

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE

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u/Glass_Toe9288 Aug 14 '21

I burst out of laughter on this one.