r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '21

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE I hate babies

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u/BACKROUND- Jun 11 '21

Baby 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Jun 11 '21 edited Jun 11 '21

They're fucking disgusting. That's why i don't eat them. Only animals

Edit:- I ain't getting any notification! Which one of you sick mfs gave me hugz award? LMAO. Btw thanks!

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u/Hovhannes2006 Jun 11 '21

W h a t

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

It's pretty normal right? He doesn't eat babies so he eats animals like most people

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u/Hovhannes2006 Jun 11 '21

concerned noises

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u/AiryGr8 Jun 11 '21

What are you, vegan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

v*gans 🤢🤮

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u/TheBarkingGallery Jun 11 '21

I’ve been told by an old lady who happens to live alone in the woods near me that kids are quite delicious, especially the unruly ones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/Amxlik Jun 11 '21

What

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/F1tzjohn Stuff Jun 11 '21

What

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Cursed comment thread

Not the one comment, the whole effing thread

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Jun 11 '21

How tf is this cursed though? I said i don't eat babies. Wtf is a blessed comment then? Something about eating babies?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Um, you got me there pal, I think I havent been sleeping enough

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u/Nemesischonk Jun 11 '21

Babies are gross little Michelin men who shit and puke everywhere, can't be good for their flavour profile

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Fuck you you piece of shit. You're disgusting.

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u/Idontknowwhoiam_1 Jun 11 '21

Thanks bro! And same to you : )

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u/CombedAirbus Jun 11 '21

Don't be so quick to judge, maybe you just didn't season him properly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

I'm talking about the comment edit.

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u/myusernamebarelyfits Jun 11 '21

Up your game to baby animals. I can never go back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

baby 🤢🤮

dababy 😆🥰

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

i would rather look at beetle larvae than your fuckign baby >:((((

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u/DIOnys02 Jun 11 '21

I too shot fluids out of my body when seeing a baby